November 2010
56 posts
The Stuffing will be with you, always. #starwarsthanksgiving
Take your drumstick. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete! #starwarsthanksgiving
Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your gravy. Now, release your cranberries. #starwarsthanksgiving
It’ll keep you warm until I get the shelter up… Ugh. And I thought turkeys smelled bad on the outside. #starwarsthanksgiving
The Stuffing is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet. #starwarsthanksgiving
The Stuffing is strong with him. The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi. #starwarsthanksgiving
Vader: What is thy bidding, my master? Emperor: There is a great disturbance in the Stuffing. #starwarsthanksgiving
“Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Princess Leia: I’d just as soon kiss a Turkey #starwarsthanksgiving”
Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? And well you should not. For my ally is the Stuffing, and a powerful ally it is. #starwarsthanksgiving
I see you have constructed a new drumstick. Your skills are complete. #starwarsthanksgiving
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating a Thanksgiving Buffet is approximately 3,720 to 1. #starwarsthanksgiving
Echo Station 3-T-8, we have spotted Saugage Stuffing. #starwarsthanksgiving
Only a fully trained Jedi Knight, with the Stuffing as his ally, will conquer Vader and his Emperor. #starwarsthanksgiving
Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Turkeys.#starwarsthanksgiving
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Stuffing. #starwarsthanksgiving
Someone *was* in the gravy boat. The tracks go off in this direction. #starwarsthanksgiving
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of turkeys cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. #starwarsthanksgiving
These aren’t the drumsticks you’re looking for. #starwarsthanksgiving
Search your gravy, Father, you can’t do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate. #starwarsthanksgiving
C-3PO: I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the turkey win. #starwarsthanksgiving
Luke: All right, I’ll give it a taste.
Yoda: No. Taste not. Eat… or eat not. There is no taste. #starwarsthanksgiving
C-3PO: Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of gravy. #starwarsthanksgiving
Away put your drumstick. I mean you no harm. #starwarsthanksgiving
Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s drumstick. #starwarsthanksgiving
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good drumstick at your side, kid. #starwarsthanksgiving
The Stuffing is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us. #starwarsthanksgiving
Remember, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Stuffing. But beware. Potatoes, Gravy, the dark side are they. #starwarsthanksgiving
Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like whipping potatoes, boy! #starwarsthanksgiving
A Jedi’s strength flows from the Stuffing. #starwarsthanksgiving
I used to bullseye turkeys in my T-16 back home, they’re not much bigger than two meters. #starwarsthanksgiving
Uh, uh… negative, negative. We had a gravy leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. #starwarsthanksgiving
Uh, everything’s under control. Situation normal.
Uh, we had a slight carving knife malfunction #starwarsthanksgiving
Going somewhere, Solo?
Han Solo: Yes, Greedo. I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba I’ve got his turkey. #starwarsthanksgiving
There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the stuffing and become a Jedi like my father. #starwarsthanksgiving
But beware of the dark meat. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Stuffing are they. #starwarsthanksgiving
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of stuffing & potatoes in the Old Republic #starwarsthanksgiving
Darth Vader: The Turkey Dinner will be completed on schedule.
The Emperor: You’ve done well, Lord Vader. #starwarsthanksgiving
The Rebels are alerted to our presence. Admiral Ozzel came out of lightspeed too close to the turkey. #starwarsthanksgiving
Your father’s drumstick. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster #starwarsthanksgiving
You would prefer another turkey, a military turkey? Then name the system! #starwarsthanksgiving
I find your lack of drumsticks disturbing. #starwarsthanksgiving
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Stuffing. #starwarsthanksgiving
Obi-Wan once thought as you do. You don’t know the *power* of the Stuffing, I *must* obey my master. #starwarsthanksgiving
Obi-wan *is* here. The Stuffing is with him. #starwarsthanksgiving
We have an emergency alert in detention block AA-23. The Turkey? Put all sections on alert. #starwarsthanksgiving
Now, tomorrow I want you to take that turkey to Anchorhead and have it’s memory erased. #starwarsthanksgiving
I’m not full. You will be. You will be. - Yoda #starwarsthanksgiving
That’s no moon. That’s a Gravy Boat. - Ben Kenobi #starwarsthanksgiving
A long time ago in a dining room far, far away… #starwarsthanksgiving
“Yoda: I am wondering, why are you here?
Luke: I’m looking for turkey.
Yoda: Looking? Found turkey, you have #starwarsthanksgiving”